Fuck

Fuck - the most abused  4-letter word.  Once, a seldomly used word to add drama by adults, it is now commonly used by all ages for no apparent reason other than to add drama.  That transition has degraded our society.  I suggest a substitute to be used:  "Cufk".  It's a shuffle of the "fuck" letters.  It works.  Try it:  cufked, cufk it, cufk you, curker, cufking.  See, you feel better already.